How to Stop Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD)

In this day and age, it's a big mystery how
modern society has the highest record of sexually transmitted diseases bar none!

Despite information about diseases being readily available (literally on demand) we still fall victim to the trap.



Sure, call me old-fashion, but I think my generation's motto of "self-restraint" would not be that popular with younger generations of today.

Although, I completely understand how it feels to have massive levels of hormones coursing one's body - I believe it's still inexcusable to fall victim to what I deem as a "life-sentence" to what is essentially a 2-minute activity for most people.

Sexually transmitted disease (STD) has been around since man first discovered how ejaculation makes one feel good. I believe the 'geeks' said that it causes the release of endorphins similar to what an addict feels when s/he gets high...

As man evolved his sexual appetite  and his boldness to "try anything once" is what I believed, caused the spread of the disease in a massive scale.

So for all those hot-blooded teens who still trying to get a handle on how to go about a happy active sexual adventure in their prime years, take heart, because here are some of my practical tips on HOW TO STOP SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE:

1. Prevention is Better than Cure

I know its such a cliche, but hey, it's the truth!

I always say that common sense is an expensive commodity - so it helps to practice it wisely.

Never dare to think that hooking up with the next hotness without strapping on latex is not a bad deal.

Its like going into war with blanks, it's only gonna be some time until the enemy figures out that nobody is dying even though you've emptied 2-clips of magazine.

Always try to find out more about the person your interested with. It's not enough to know his or her name and number.

Socialising actually means getting to know the other person better. Which means you should try to find out whether the other person has slept with the entire football team during their heyday?

The golden rule is, if you see a piece of chewing gum on the sidewalk — ask yourself, will you just pick it up and put it in your mouth?

2. Loyalty Pays Dividends

I came from a generation when people like to fantasise about meeting the right person and perhaps taking him or her to the altar one day... *sigh*

Though I fully respect the idea that people are now more conscious about their choices in life, I believe this point is still relevant today.

I didn't mean marrying the next person who gave you an orgasm...

What I actually mean is being loyal to your partner even if the hotness in the bar decides to come home with you after the party for "coffee".

If you have a partner — you should be grateful. I know I sound hopelessly patronising, but the fact is modern human should understand that it's no longer okay to cheat (without any consequences)...

Sure primeval man has to hump multiple partners for the good of the species 20,000 years ago; but that doesn't mean we should go back to living in caves and rubbing 2-sticks together for fire....

3. Know your Limits

We've all been out partying hard with friends at least once in our lives.

Similarly, we've all experienced being hammered and waking up without any recollection how we got home... or whether you've actually slept in someone else's bed.

Booze and good time always go well together. So much so that the incidence of relationship break ups and/or having a one night stand proportionally rises as your alcohol level increases.

Being inebriated is always a lot of fun, especially when that bombshell in red-lacey mid-ribs on the sofa whispers to your ear "do you like to go to a room?".

But contracting sexually transmitted disease is like being run over by a snowplow after a hard night drink-a-thon with friends can land you in the hospital doing painful shots for the rest of your life.

Whether its booze of a bunch of bozo friends pressuring you to drink the cool-aid... you better know your limits!